Bumper Stickers
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.
* I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* I love cats…they taste just like chicken.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
* Montana-At least our cows are sane!
* I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
* When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like the IRS.
* Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
* No radio – Already stolen.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
* Real women don’t have hot flashes, they have power surges.
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
* Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
* Tell me to ‘stuff it’ – I’m a taxidermist.
* IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
* Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
* It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
* Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
* How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* i souport publik edekashun.
* Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count ; those who can’t.
* Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?
* Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Random Stickers
* You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

* Tell Your boyfriend, i said ‘Thanks’
* I do all my own nude scenes
* I like shiney objects
* Don’t make me get get my flying monkeys!
* I fling poo!
* Do I look like a fuckin’ people person?
* Your village called.. Their idiot is missing
* The headless chicken is after me again
* Don’t hold strong opinions about things you dont understand
* Raised by monkeys
* Be quiet brain.. or i’ll stab you with a Q-tip!
* What if the hokey-pokey really was what its all about?
* I’ve seen the light… and it BURNS
* Monkeys steal my underwear at night!
* One by one, the penguins steal my sanity
* I’m thinking the same thing about you.

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* I’m a freak. Touch me.

* Can’t sleep.. the clowns will eat me
* The whole world is going to hell. And I’m driving the bus
* Fear me, for I have the power to destroy you
* Stop following me, I dont know where I’m going
* Faerie in training
* I <3 Dorks
* come closer, so i can slap you
* When I grow up, I wanna be just like me


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